Pub Plans, Farm Chaos, Clarkson At Full Tilt
Jeremy Clarkson’s latest Diddly Squat adventure follows him opening a pub while farm life continues to unravel around him. Part memoir, part rural comedy, it is packed with missteps, eccentric characters and dry wit, making it ideal for fans of Clarkson’s Farm and calamity-filled true stories.
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Pub Plans, Farm Chaos, Clarkson At Full Tilt
Jeremy Clarkson’s latest Diddly Squat adventure follows him opening a pub while farm life continues to unravel around him. Part memoir, part rural comedy, it is packed with missteps, eccentric characters and dry wit, making it ideal for fans of Clarkson’s Farm and calamity-filled true stories.
- Book Synopsis
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Ideal for readers who:
- Enjoy humorous memoirs and real-life tales of agricultural misadventure.
- Are hooked by a new venture as Clarkson swaps farm headaches for pub chaos.
- Want a comic look at life on Diddly Squat Farm and around a brand-new country pub.
- Like anecdotal, laugh-out-loud reads full of mishaps, personalities and British eccentricity.
The all-new collection of hair-raising missteps and hilarious antics on Diddly Squat Farm, from gentleman farmer and two-time Sexiest Man Alive winner, Jeremy Clarkson. 'Fans of Prime TV series Clarkson's Farm will enjoy this companion' IRISH TIMES Uncooperative animals, underperforming crops, and rather less than best-laid plans pursued with unbridled enthusiasm. Clarkson's farm is the gift that keeps on giving.
But, as one overseas visitor* admitted, he only came to Diddly Squat because he just didn't believe that Jeremy could be so incompetent.
Not one to be discouraged, however, our hero decides to bring his misunderstood entrepreneurial flair to bear on a new venture: a pub. And just a few short weeks later, the doors open on The Farmer's Dog.
All British produce, Hawkstone beer on tap, a private bar for farmers and a vintage tractor hanging from the ceiling. The perfect country pub. A welcome distraction from sustainable farming initiatives, psychedelic wheat, angry protests in central London and a headbutting goat.
What, you may be asking, could possibly go wrong?
On top of the lavatories packing up and the electricity running out, you mean? As the Cotswolds' newest publican quickly discovers, there's a lot more to landlording than pulling pints.
Just as well, then, that he still has Lisa, Kaleb, Cheerful Charlie and Gerald to help him through. Especially now his doctor's told him he's got to become a vegetablist ...
*along with the whole of the rest of China, apparently
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Praise for Clarkson's Farm:
'The best thing Clarkson's done . . . It pains me to say this' GUARDIAN
'shockingly hopeful' INDEPENDENT
'Even the most committed Clarkson haters will find him likeable here' TELEGRAPH
'Quite lovely' THE TIMES
- About The Author
- Jeremy Clarkson began his writing career on the Rotherham Advertiser. Since then he has written for the Sun, the Sunday Times, the Rochdale Observer, the Wolverhampton Express & Star, all of the Associated Kent Newspapers and Lincolnshire Life. He was, for many years, the tallest person on television. He now lives on Diddly Squat Farm in Oxfordshire where he is learning to become a farmer.
- Product Details
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- ISBN
- 9780241782996
- Format
- Paperback
- Publisher
- Michael Joseph, (23 October 2025)
- Number of Pages
- 196
- Weight
- 280 grams
- Language
- English
- Dimensions
- 233 x 154 x 18 mm
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