How to be a pirate

Ahoy, landlubber! Come with me. Board me ship upon the sea! Not a pirate? Don't know how? Ye can learn to be one now! Little landlubbers get to earn their sea legs on a pirate ship amidst the goofiest pirates ever. There's lingo to learn (Gangway! Blimey! Yo-ho-ho! ), a pirate look to choose (Pick a parrot for your arm. Every pirate's lucky charm! ), and most importantly, pirate rules to learn (No more toothpaste! Farewell, bath! Once ye choose the pirate path! ).This rollicking read-aloud will be a hit among boys, girls, and parents alike!