Christmas cracker jokes

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? A woolly jumper. Christmas Cracker Jokes is filled with hilarious, silly jokes on a huge variety of topics that will keep you laughing for days - and that's sno joke! From food jokes to spooky jokes, dinosaur jokes to pirate jokes, these laugh-out-loud one-liners are just the sort that you'd find in Christmas crackers. What's miserable and covered in custard ? Apple grumble. Why did the jelly wobble? It saw the milk shake. The book is Father Christmas-shaped, making it the perfect festive stocking filler!