What not to give an ogre for his birthday

What not to give an ogre for his birthday is the story that finally gives an answer to that age old question, "what do you get an ogre for his birthday". It follows the story of two children who want to buy a present for the ogre who has just moved in next door, but the task proves a bit harder than they first imagined. It turns out there are a lot of things you shouldn't buy an ogre.who knew? Will they ever be able to find a good present?