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The mindless colouring book

by Patrick Potter | 16 May 2016
Category: Painting & Drawing
"The new way to increase your stress." Finally! A grown-up colouring book for immature grown-ups. BRAIN SCIENCE can prove that colouring in an intricate mandala design with expensive colouring pencils can make you more mindless. The hunger for new things for commuters to colour in on their #creativecommute has reached the level of a humanitarian crisis. How can we feed the new addicts of mindfulness with their mindfulness fix? The answer is not pretty. We have to start using horrible pictures of things like overflowing ashtrays and elephants making love. Why? Simple. We have run out of pretty drawings. The Mindless Colouring book is not so much mindful as mindless. It's not even really a book. If you like it, you are an awful, awful person. And yet...you do like it. And you're probably going to buy it for your mate Dave as a joke. But is it really a joke? Yes. Yes it is. THINGS YOU CAN COLOUR IN WHILE YOU ENDURE YOUR MISERABLE COMMUTE OR LONG-TERM UNEMPLOYMENT: Mandala swear words! Crocs & Socks Hitler having a lovely day Hipster Beards Mandala Elephants Shagging A huge pile of three-day-old washing up And much much more!
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"The new way to increase your stress." Finally! A grown-up colouring book for immature grown-ups. BRAIN SCIENCE can prove that colouring in an intricate mandala design with expensive colouring pencils can make you more mindless. The hunger for new things for commuters to colour in on their #creativecommute has reached the level of a humanitarian crisis. How can we feed the new addicts of mindfulness with their mindfulness fix? The answer is not pretty. We have to start using horrible pictures of things like overflowing ashtrays and elephants making love. Why? Simple. We have run out of pretty drawings. The Mindless Colouring book is not so much mindful as mindless. It's not even really a book. If you like it, you are an awful, awful person. And yet...you do like it. And you're probably going to buy it for your mate Dave as a joke. But is it really a joke? Yes. Yes it is. THINGS YOU CAN COLOUR IN WHILE YOU ENDURE YOUR MISERABLE COMMUTE OR LONG-TERM UNEMPLOYMENT: Mandala swear words! Crocs & Socks Hitler having a lovely day Hipster Beards Mandala Elephants Shagging A huge pile of three-day-old washing up And much much more!
Currently out of stock
Delivery 5-7 Days
24 Reward Points

Any purchases for more than €10 are eligible for free delivery anywhere in the UK or Ireland!

€8.33
Currently out of stock
Delivery 5-7 Days
24 Reward Points

Any purchases for more than €10 are eligible for free delivery anywhere in the UK or Ireland!

Product Description

"The new way to increase your stress." Finally! A grown-up colouring book for immature grown-ups. BRAIN SCIENCE can prove that colouring in an intricate mandala design with expensive colouring pencils can make you more mindless. The hunger for new things for commuters to colour in on their #creativecommute has reached the level of a humanitarian crisis. How can we feed the new addicts of mindfulness with their mindfulness fix? The answer is not pretty. We have to start using horrible pictures of things like overflowing ashtrays and elephants making love. Why? Simple. We have run out of pretty drawings. The Mindless Colouring book is not so much mindful as mindless. It's not even really a book. If you like it, you are an awful, awful person. And yet...you do like it. And you're probably going to buy it for your mate Dave as a joke. But is it really a joke? Yes. Yes it is. THINGS YOU CAN COLOUR IN WHILE YOU ENDURE YOUR MISERABLE COMMUTE OR LONG-TERM UNEMPLOYMENT: Mandala swear words! Crocs & Socks Hitler having a lovely day Hipster Beards Mandala Elephants Shagging A huge pile of three-day-old washing up And much much more!

Product Details

The mindless colouring book

ISBN9781908211477

Format

Publisher (16 May. 2016)

No. of Pages96

Weight470

Language English (United States)

Dimensions 296 x 212 x 9