Phantom the ginger mog an the dreamy pie pauchle

Phantom, the ginger mog is a gey special cat. Ye may sometimes glance oor mog oot the corner o yer ee, quietlik floatin aboot lookin for some gustie nosh - maistlie pies! Aince aw the farin's been scoffed, auld mog faws asleep an in dreams taks ye awa tae adventures as a real live cheetie-puss again, oot snowkin aroon for a sappie craitur. Will oor Phantom, catch oniething the nicht?